He is an engaged activist, who attends large rallies of like-minded agitators, often dressed in funny clothes.

She would tear down the present structure so that human nature will take over and something beautiful will grow.

He makes a case based on theory and ideology, and dismisses contrary evidence as a media conspiracy.

She spends a great deal of energy worrying about her rights, not so much about her responsibilities.

He seems completely oblivious to the fact that the relative affluence he enjoys is a direct product of the system he intends to dismantle.

She preaches a philosophy of distrust for anyone who disagrees with her.

He is dramatic, loud, and hungry for attention.

She frightens the majority of regular Americans with her reckless ideas.

They are both insufferable.

But who is who?